Tae

Anyone ever played the game 'Dirty Minds'?  The subtitle is 'the game of naughty clues'.  Basically, it's a sort of word game, but the clues are all innuendos, so the challenge is to think of something innocent that meets the criteria.

Here's a sample question:

I last a long time when conditions are right.
You never know how many inches you'll get.
You never know when I'm going to come.

Answer:  A snowstorm.

So... I'm working on a fic (for reasons that are a mix of altruisim and annoyance) where the FFVII characters play a version.  Probably while drunk.  ~.~  I was going to make it HP, but I had more inspiration with FFVII (go figure).  

I was wondering if any of these work?  (i.e. are they funny, and can you guess them)

Item 1:
I am a force of nature.
I get better with experience.
Sometimes, my balls are blue.

Item 2:
I've been used by an army.
I'm the best of my kind.
I can take you higher than you've ever been.

Item 3:
I’m better when I’m bigger.
Use me too much, and you’ll get sore.
I have an impressive length.

Item 4:
I’m good with my hands.
Money’s no object.
I like to play with battery-powered toys.

Item 5:
I’ll eat anything.
I’m huge but ridiculously quick.
I can even swallow the big boys whole.

Item 6:
I'm not very bright.
I'm a juicy little thing.
You're not satisfied until you get to my core.
 
Item 7:
I'm known for my endurance.
I can do it anytime, anyplace, anywhere.
My pecker is impressive.

Item 8:
I'm wet, but I'm not water.
When the earth moves,  I overflow.
I've taken lots of people, but I'm always ready for more.

Item 9:
I'm designed for penetration.
I have a long shaft.
My head is my most vulnerable spot.


If you have suggestions, those are welcome, too.  Comments are screened.

 

Just came across this.  It's an Arabian proverb:  "A promise is a cloud; fulfillment is rain."

Given that Cloud made a promise to Tifa, which he has now (presumably) fulfilled... I think there's a prompt there somewhere...

I've been going over my prompt list, and I am afraid I need to pester some of my prompters.  ^^;

yuenmei :  I have lots of plans for my Fidelity verse, so I'm hesitant to write a drabble that occurs after what I've already written.  Would you accept a drabble covering something I've already mentioned?  For example:  (1) One of Tifa's smutty dreams of Cloud, (2) Greater detail on Tifa's reactions to first seeing pics of Cloud in uniform, (3) Zack trouncing Cloud at ping-pong while Tifa watches the carnage, (4) Cloud trouncing Zack at pool while Tifa watches, (5) Tifa doing her best to be damsel in distress while watching a horror movie, (6)  Cloud's encounter with the VCG.  Except for #2, they'll probably be a bit angsty at the end, because they're not a couple yet, but you know that gets resolved so maybe it won't be objectionable?  Alternatively, I could swap your prompt to Black Jewel crossover stuff instead.  (Except that seems like cheating, as I plan to write Black Jewel crossover stuff at some point.  This is the same problem I have with writing a drabble that occurs later in my fidelity timeline.  I can't think of anything I haven't already planned to write, and it seems like cheating to use it for your prompt.) 

momcalling :  pondering your road trip prompt, it struck me that -- technically -- the gang has already been on a road trip.  A long and painful one.  Which is making it difficult for me to see Cloud and Tifa going on another, especially if they leave the kids behind.  Would you accept a vignette set during the game?  Some point when they had a short, restful period in the middle of their running and fighting and chasing and they could -- however briefly -- pretend they were just on a road trip?  (Something like that?)

To all my writer friends: do you ever find stuff on your hard drive (or in your notebook) that you have no memory of writing and no idea what you were thinking at the time? O.o

I found these today, and I'm just flabbergasted... where was I, when my fingers typed these out?

These are incomplete in a BIG way, but maybe someone will tell me what I was thinking...? (Was I prompted and forgot?)

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of ANY pairing/character of their choosing (of ANY fandom) from me (with a prompt, if it pleases you to give me one). In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.

(This is windrider1 's fault, btw.)

As some of you may have noticed, springkink has started taking prompts for the next round.  Also, over on InsaneJournal, Are You Game is taking prompts until September 13th for the current round (smut seems to be sort of the norm, but it doesn't have to be) and PornBattle has posted prompts for the taking.

Why should you care?  Well, first, you can submit prompts!  (Go!  Submit prompts!) Second, I'm considering writing some of the prompts on PornBattle (if the stars ever align and grant me more than a half hour at the computer at a time), so if you have a particular interest in any of the Cloud/Tifa FFVII prompts -- or, possibly, one of the very few Rurouni Kenshin prompts -- feel free to lobby here for your favorite(s).

And, of course, you can reply to the prompts yourself.  More smut for all!

P.S. if you're gonna lobby for a prompt that speaks to you, you may want to leave hints as to exactly how.  For example:  there is a Cloud/Tifa 'as you wish' prompt and I'm now having thoughts of Cloud as a genie (o.O) or a story with Princess Bride overtones (i.e. Tifa realizing that when he says 'as you wish' he's saying 'I love you'... )

and can't make up my mind about a title.

I'm fond of "Anxiety's Handmaid" in reference to a quote by Chuck Jones.  The quote talks about creativity, and I certainly think Cloud is creative.  (He's a guy, though, so handmaid doesn't sound right... and Anxiety's Valet is just stupid.)

Actually, Anxiety's Valet makes me laugh which is why I stopped to post this little bit. 

^^;

EDIT:  I just realized I typed this backwards.  The quote is:  Anxiety is the handmaid of creativity.

So... It should be Creativity's Handmaid (which makes the comment on Cloud being creative make more sense, I feel) and Creativity's Valet.  Or maybe butler.  

Either way, it's still silly.

Because the muses aren't jumping up and down on me enough, apparently.

Cloud is absolutely beautiful here:
http://sajira.deviantart.com/art/Cloud-94038881
It's even more fantastic because it's not a reuse of a pose from AC or CC or DoC or anything else.

And this one makes me want to write a story where it happens:
http://lyanti.deviantart.com/art/Advent-Children-Cloud-wolf-67258925

Am tempted to comment or email and ask if I can write something inspired by their art.

Please comment on these fantastic pieces if you go take a peek!

Here's my  fanfic50 prompt table.  My pairing is Cloud/Tifa.

( My Table )