Because I'm curious, and this is almost omake worthy...

[sekiharatae]

Ok everyone... What comes after:

Strong hands slid under her thighs to lift her off the floor, and as he carried her to the bed his mouth came down over hers, tongue begging entry. “If you’re a honey drop candy,” he murmured, tone remarkably bland despite the heavy innuendo, “then I need to remove the wrapping before I can get to the creamy center.”

XD

Comments

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

Clearly, porn comes after. :D

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

Ok, you've got me there... but I was thinking specifics. Such as: should I keep it or not? (And if I do, does she laugh her butt off...)

[kitsune13-tam.livejournal.com]

BWA HA HA!! Love the dry, factual response to the steamy question. That was gold!

and frankly, I'd be tempted to have her make a crack about his 'obviously cheezy center' LOL And then jump him. But it depends on the heroine.

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

LOL.

Well, in deference to Cloud the hero, she did start it by saying:

“I could be a walking confection. Don’t you want to find out?”

section two, paragraph three, clause fifteen clearly states -

[kitsune13-tam.livejournal.com]

ah, well in that case - she totally deserves it and has no right to call him on a line like that. I guess the poor heroine is just going to have to suffer through the consequences of asking loaded questions like that. That'll teach her for next ti- hey... wait a minute...

Re: section two, paragraph three, clause fifteen clearly states -

[elanor-pam.livejournal.com]

I concur, it is entirely Tifa's fault.

Though maybe candy canes could be mentioned somewhere as suggested bellow...?

[drarmp1t.livejournal.com]

You are such a tease. Can't leave a girl hangin' D:

♥

[lucifer-hatter.livejournal.com]

haha, i say she grins and says something sexy in response, breaking off into a moan!!! Veeery hot darling, PLEASE release this story soon

[jessicamariek.livejournal.com]

YUM. :P And yes, porn comes after. Possibly with her making jokes about those funny stick-shaped lollipops, or candy canes, or any other stick-shaped candy. XD

[aliale.livejournal.com]

it must be because my friend fed me caramel cake, because the only thing I could think of that could possibly come after that was "sugar high" XD

also, a lollipop refference is a must :D

I blame Bob for my strange sense of humor right now....

[jessicamariek.livejournal.com]

And I must really need to get laid, because all *I* can think of is "Energy from sugar high + Cloud's already outrageous stamina = ...holy SHIT. EPIC SEX."

Lollipops ftw. :P

[(Anonymous)]

I think... no matter what Tifa said to inspire this, she is going to be completely unable to keep a straight face, and is going to laugh so hard she falls off the bed.

Because, somehow, I can see it being the result of them tossing _very_ cheesy inuendos back and forth at each other all day (Yuffie sent a romance novel? Ongoing Cloud/Tifa debate about whether that style of sexy talk is a) sexy, b) sexy when done right, c) not even slightly sexy; are you nuts? Tifa's been managing all right, but the honey drop candy comment pretty much gives Cloud the win.

[http://users.livejournal.com/jane_drew_/]

Oops! Sorry; that was not meant to be anonymous.

*is not sure how she got logged out back there... hmm...*

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

Awww. But I already wrote her saying this later:

“You haven’t gotten to the best part yet,” she teased, when he moved on to nibble at her thumb, “at this rate, your treat’s going to melt and be all sticky when you open the wrapper.”

[lucifer-hatter.livejournal.com]

*blushes* PERFECT! This little paragraph is p-e-r-f-e-c-t

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

PS: I'm going to keep this in mind as a prompt, 'cause it would be fun to write. =D