Because I'm curious, and this is almost omake worthy...

[sekiharatae]

Ok everyone... What comes after:

Strong hands slid under her thighs to lift her off the floor, and as he carried her to the bed his mouth came down over hers, tongue begging entry. “If you’re a honey drop candy,” he murmured, tone remarkably bland despite the heavy innuendo, “then I need to remove the wrapping before I can get to the creamy center.”

XD

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I think... no matter what Tifa said to inspire this, she is going to be completely unable to keep a straight face, and is going to laugh so hard she falls off the bed.

Because, somehow, I can see it being the result of them tossing _very_ cheesy inuendos back and forth at each other all day (Yuffie sent a romance novel? Ongoing Cloud/Tifa debate about whether that style of sexy talk is a) sexy, b) sexy when done right, c) not even slightly sexy; are you nuts? Tifa's been managing all right, but the honey drop candy comment pretty much gives Cloud the win.

[http://users.livejournal.com/jane_drew_/]

Oops! Sorry; that was not meant to be anonymous.

*is not sure how she got logged out back there... hmm...*

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

Awww. But I already wrote her saying this later:

“You haven’t gotten to the best part yet,” she teased, when he moved on to nibble at her thumb, “at this rate, your treat’s going to melt and be all sticky when you open the wrapper.”

[lucifer-hatter.livejournal.com]

*blushes* PERFECT! This little paragraph is p-e-r-f-e-c-t

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

PS: I'm going to keep this in mind as a prompt, 'cause it would be fun to write. =D