Random questions...

[sekiharatae]

Does anyone know/remember what Tifa's other two friends were named?  (I know there was Johnny, but did the other two have names?)

Um...

I know I had more questions...

(bangs head on desk)

Ok, emergency question, so I don't have to change the subject:  D'you think sex on the back of a chocobo is possible?

I'm going to bed now, and will hope my brain works better in the AM.  The later AM, that is.

Comments

[windrider1.livejournal.com]

Which friends?

AVALANCHE consisted of Jessie, Wedge and Biggs. Johnny wasn't really her friend. More of a guy with a massive, unrequited crush. Is that what you're looking for?

Also, no to Chocobo sex. Back of Fenrir...Mmmhmm. But don't touch that. ;) That's my "goggle smut" fic. You thought no one else was gonna touch it, didn't you. I'd get a lot more written if I didn't work 55 hours a weeks. **sigh** :P

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

Hurray for goggle smut!! (and smut by you, period!)

I do have to touch Fenrir, though, 'cause I have a springkink prompt for it. (sorry ^^;)

But... I want to do something on Fenrir that I need a reference for... so I thought about having them do it on a chocobo first. I mean... they ride a chocobo out to Goblin Island, right? So... maybe they only managed to get one chocobo that can go on water. And... maybe the chocobo can only carry two. So... maybe Cloud and Tifa go alone. And... it's gotta be boring riding a chocobo over the ocean. So... maybe they get it on.

And... maybe I'm stretching things a LOT, but it's making me grin like an idiot. (You're grinning too, aren't you? C'mon... you're grinning and laughing, right? right?)

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

I just found this comment again, as I'm looking for a link you gave me, and I have to say: How's that goggle smut coming? *eager look*

[yuenmei.livejournal.com]

If it doesn't say on that comprehensive Tifa site, then I'm guessing her other childhood friends just didn't have any names.

Also, sex on a chocobo is totally possible! Not very comfortable, probably not very satisfying, but definitely possible. Specially if you have a nice chocobo.

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

Well... dang on the friends' names.

For chocobo sex, please read above. ;)

[fatexstay-night.livejournal.com]

Hahah! Sorry, I can't answer your first question, but I totally lmao when I read the sex on the back of a chocobo. It's so...random XD

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

LOL. =) Maybe I'll keep it around as my standard "emergency" question when I get stuck.

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

Sex on horseback is (albeit tricky and potentially painful), so I'm sure chocobo-back must be. A handjob might be the easier way to go though. ...actually that idea is quite interesting, the bouncing of the chocobo would make it very easy...

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

If only they hadn't outlawed sex on horseback and sex on a moving motorcycle, I could buy Joy of Sex and use it as a reference.

(Apparently, there really were sections on this in the older version, but since the actions are illegal, they've been edited out of the new version. I'm not making this up.)

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

Oh, I believe you! Hehe, how fabulous. Perhaps you can find an older edition on Ebay? Or perhaps I can try and find one using my Library Connections...*rubs hands gleefully*

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

LOL. You may have better luck, as it's originally a British publication =)

[amethyst-key.livejournal.com]

... Gosh dang it! I swear I've seen her childhood friends names SOMEwhere... *Grrs at self* Now I have to research this!



And as for sex on a chocobos back... Hm. That would be rather uncomfortable. Possible... but not as enjoyable.

[http://users.livejournal.com/jane_drew_/]

Hrmm.... I agree with the "well, if it's technically possible on horseback..." comment, I think... but then I keep remembering all the fanfic jokes/references to the fact that, well, Cloud's hair is so very chocobo-like that, well, female chocobos keep trying to groom him and male chocobos keep trying to flirt with him. And, um, all I can see is how that would cause, um... yeah... potentially significant problems. Erm.

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

I'm onto you, JD! You just like playing devil's advocate. ;) When I come up with crack, you get all realistic on me; when I come up with realism, you go cracky. I've sussed you out now!

Actually, you're also being a bit cracky here, but I think my point still stands...

[http://users.livejournal.com/jane_drew_/]

*hides horns* *looks innocent*

*sneaks off, humming "Rum Tum Tugger"*

[sekiharatae.livejournal.com]

You guys need to work with me on these things. (pout) Didn't I make goggle smut work? Come on, work with me...

;)

[funfuneral.livejournal.com]

I've read horseback sex on a romance novel and while I've never ridden a horse or a man before, I can imagine it might be possible because the horse is a pretty sturdy animal. On the other hand the chocobo's knees are already bent, so it probably would be springing up and down if anyone did try it. Also, the feathers, the friction might pulled off feathers. Sounds cruel. You're better off with a Mesmerize.

How about Tifa boinks Cloud while he's asleep? Cloud gone for days, Tifa in withdrawal, wakes up to a bone-dead tired and sleeping Cloud and boinks him for her own pure unadulterated pleasure. Yeah, go selfishness.

OMG POOR (or lucky) CHOCOBO

[kookyz.livejournal.com]

Pfft, yea. Its almost a threesome and the mattress springs squeak becomes 'WARK' POOR CHOCOBO.