I've read horseback sex on a romance novel and while I've never ridden a horse or a man before, I can imagine it might be possible because the horse is a pretty sturdy animal. On the other hand the chocobo's knees are already bent, so it probably would be springing up and down if anyone did try it. Also, the feathers, the friction might pulled off feathers. Sounds cruel. You're better off with a Mesmerize.
How about Tifa boinks Cloud while he's asleep? Cloud gone for days, Tifa in withdrawal, wakes up to a bone-dead tired and sleeping Cloud and boinks him for her own pure unadulterated pleasure. Yeah, go selfishness.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
chiming
no subject
Date: 2009-05-31 12:11 am (UTC)From:How about Tifa boinks Cloud while he's asleep? Cloud gone for days, Tifa in withdrawal, wakes up to a bone-dead tired and sleeping Cloud and boinks him for her own pure unadulterated pleasure. Yeah, go selfishness.