I. Need. Cloti. Fluff. To. Read!

Pleeeease? 

Random questions...

Does anyone know/remember what Tifa's other two friends were named?  (I know there was Johnny, but did the other two have names?)

Um...

I know I had more questions...

(bangs head on desk)

Ok, emergency question, so I don't have to change the subject:  D'you think sex on the back of a chocobo is possible?

I'm going to bed now, and will hope my brain works better in the AM.  The later AM, that is.