sekiharatae | Pushiest Door-to-Door salesmen EVER

How assinine do you have to be to keep trying to sell me on your carpet cleaning when:

I've already told you they were done recently
I've told you (repeatedly) that I'm not interested
My enterprising and far-too-clever puppies have escaped from their gated area and come to the front door.
They've escaped out the front door.
I've told you point-blank that I really need to go back inside and the dogs need to calm down.

The only thing I didn't say was: I do not want you in my house. Not now. And since you won't give me a business card so I can check on you and your service, not ever. Even if you weren't obnoxious.

The pushier member of this duo actually asked me if they could come back when the dogs were calm. >.< When I said no, he got snarky and asked me what I did the last time the carpets were cleaned. (They went to the groomer.)

Oh, and just because I don't want your product doesn't mean I don't know what ScotchGuard is. Jackass.

I get that times are tough and people can use every $35 they get for selling someone on carpet cleaning. Really. I do. But enough is enough! Don't make me be a bitch to get you to leave when I don't want or need or have the time for your service.