Dear self:

[sekiharatae]

'Careful coaxing caress'?  Who the frick do you think you are?

This is not a hysterical historical romance novel.

Tone that crap down before your fingers turn plum aubergine eggplant purple.  (They're already somewhat lilac, but we can live with that.)

Increasingly aggravated,

You

Comments

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

I love you. =)

[guardantares.livejournal.com]

Points for alliteration?

[laura-josephsen.livejournal.com]

Tongue twister! (Seriously, I just tried to say that five times, and I'm usually decent with tongue twisters and I cannot say it.)

<3 I'm sure you'll get it worked out! Try not to get your fingers lavender or any other hue of purple. ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/jane_drew_/]

Definite points for alliteration... and the mental image of what constitutes a "hysterical romance novel."

Also, somehow, the idea of there being a romantic moment that gets thrown off track by a tongue twister is really, really funny....