How long are those meme fics supposed to be? I'm past 2500 words and still have quite a ways to go. ^^; (I'm thinking they're supposed to be more drabble-esque. If someone would explain this to my muse, that would be most appreciated.)
Some bits make me quite happy and amused, though:
Enough so that the trouble he was having with another little house-elf quirk was almost a welcome distraction: it had become almost impossible not to refer to himself in the third person. Worse, the demented psyche that had come along with his house-elf body seemed to think ‘Draco’ was an inappropriate name. He’d given in and conked his head against the marble table top a few times, upon realizing he was calling himself ‘Drakey’ in his thoughts.