*Giggles* My dreams tonight will probably consist of Cloud and Zack having a death match of ping pong!
This is an awesome little insight into how Cloud could have his mad sex skills without actually doing it.
*Sighs* Probably one of the only good thing Shin-Ra has ever done.
LOL at the scene that popped into my head after reading this...
During the orginal game AVALANCHE has to invaid the Shin-Ra building and, of course, hack into the network:
Person at the computer: Okay, I've accessed the Shin-Ra... What the hell is this?
Barret: What is it?
Person at computer: It's a computer simulation program file labeled Tifa.
Cloud: *Loosing his cool* Uh... IGNORE IT.
Tifa: ... *Looks over at him* Click on it.
Person at computer: *Clicks on it*
*On the screen it shows a younger Cloud "doing it" with a computer simulated Tifa looking woman, Cloud probably rasping out Tifa's name over and over*
Everyone (except for Cloud) in the room: ... *Looks over at Cloud*
Cloud: ... Uh...
*Barret then procedes to beat Cloud to a pulp while Tifa just continues to stare that the computer moniter, face red*
XD I'm probably going to wake up everyone in the house from laughing so hard.
Also, I love this last part:
If his dreams of the girl-next-door ever came to fruition, it would be good to know how to make sure she enjoyed the experience, and to be certain he’d never hurt her.
AW... That's so Cloud!
*Grins at the blushing teenager Cloud* We need to see more of blushing teenager Cloud.
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Date: 2009-06-17 07:16 am (UTC)From:This is an awesome little insight into how Cloud could have his mad sex skills without actually doing it.
*Sighs* Probably one of the only good thing Shin-Ra has ever done.
LOL at the scene that popped into my head after reading this...
During the orginal game AVALANCHE has to invaid the Shin-Ra building and, of course, hack into the network:
Person at the computer: Okay, I've accessed the Shin-Ra... What the hell is this?
Barret: What is it?
Person at computer: It's a computer simulation program file labeled Tifa.
Cloud: *Loosing his cool* Uh... IGNORE IT.
Tifa: ... *Looks over at him* Click on it.
Person at computer: *Clicks on it*
*On the screen it shows a younger Cloud "doing it" with a computer simulated Tifa looking woman, Cloud probably rasping out Tifa's name over and over*
Everyone (except for Cloud) in the room: ... *Looks over at Cloud*
Cloud: ... Uh...
*Barret then procedes to beat Cloud to a pulp while Tifa just continues to stare that the computer moniter, face red*
XD I'm probably going to wake up everyone in the house from laughing so hard.
Also, I love this last part:
If his dreams of the girl-next-door ever came to fruition, it would be good to know how to make sure she enjoyed the experience, and to be certain he’d never hurt her.
AW... That's so Cloud!
*Grins at the blushing teenager Cloud* We need to see more of blushing teenager Cloud.