Which makes perfect sense, because she is canonically super-clumsy-- her choices are clearly "eternal life as a vampire" or "tragic teen victim of unfortunate paperclip accident."
(What Bella doesn't know is that the rest of the school circulated a petition begging Edward to just change her already, so that they could stop fearing for her life every time she got near the staircase....)
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Date: 2011-10-27 04:50 pm (UTC)From:(What Bella doesn't know is that the rest of the school circulated a petition begging Edward to just change her already, so that they could stop fearing for her life every time she got near the staircase....)