*Snerks* That's just hysterical.

Cloud: And if you still don't believe me, please, go compare notes with Yuffie.
Tifa: *turns red*

Anyway, that was fun. I like the contrast to romance novels. I find myself buying them to laugh most of the time. But I also liked how it wasn't just the sex that had her flabbergasted but the lack of touching on any level.

Cloud's smugness is smug and amusing.