I just wrote this in reply to the Tipsy!Cloud story and it kind of ties into what you just wrote here:

"Whenever I think of Tifa, the martial artist, going thru the game in her two inch long skirt, kicking away at monsters and enemies, I crack up...esp kicking away at Reno and Rude!!!!!!

And I'm sure it must have been distracting to the other team members...really! So I enjoy well written stories about her outfit...not to mention her gravity defying top heavy uh, whataemcallits...he he."
mar