Gah, hit 'submit' too soon.

But, yeah, all I was going to add is "Stephanie Meyer is clearly guilty of disobeying that one."

I kind of want to see a parody where Bella Swan has the same dialogue for the most part, but she keeps murdering the pronunciations and it becomes clear that she doesn't actually have a clue what the words actually mean. She could still be popular, but it'd be one of those indulgent kinds of popularity where the community thinks a person is cute, but doesn't quiiiite trust them to come in out of the rain.